Out of his Castle and in to the wood
rides a man who is righteous and daring and good
A man with unrivaled command of a blade
and looks that can mesmerize any young maid
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! That's his blessed name
And vanquishing evil is always his aim
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! With strength like an ox
Fearless and fetching and keen as a fox
Goblins and ogres and demons take heed
Sir Phineas approaches on his mighty steed
Once at a peaceful and quiet address
A large vicious dragon was causing distress
but in rode Sir Phineas brandishing steel
And he slayed the great dragon and ended the ordeal.
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! With might left to spare
He slayed the great dragon and didn't spoil his hair
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! The knight of the ages
Adventures are destined for history's pages.
Ogres and Minotaurs and other beasts are through
There isn’t a beast that he cannot subdue
(Later)
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! He rode down the road
He rode hard and fast and yet he never slowed
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! With energy boundless
he shall never quit, you can quote me on this
He wouldn't quit riding like a sniveling sissy
He'd ride on strong and stop being prissy
(Troll Appears)
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! The slayer of trolls!
Killing each last one was one of his goals
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! The best knight around.
He stared down the monster and he stood his ground
He raised up his sword and he charged the great brute
and he....
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! Too much to contain
You could fill up a castle with monsters he's slain
Sir Phineas! Sir Phineas! He's evil's death knell
charming and daring and noble as well
Now he rides peacefully in to the night
but evil will always be his endless fight.